A Donkey’s Tale

On Monday you give the States of Guernsey a donkey, a stick, some string and a carrot and ask them to move the donkey from Town to the Bridge by Wednesday latest.

On Friday a donkey wanders into Torteval. Its head is covered in lumps where it has been beaten with a stick. An elaborate harness has been contrived from string which does little but cause the poor creature much distress as it cuts and chafes its legs.

I won’t tell you where they shoved the carrot.

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