Monthly Archives: September 2017

Haircut

Mother dear it’s not fair. You said you want to cut my hair If so, why is Uncle in the chair? Oh my sweet son and heir You really must learn to share. Of that virtue please be aware. Dearest … Continue reading

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A Donkey’s Tale

On Monday you give the States of Guernsey a donkey, a stick, some string and a carrot and ask them to move the donkey from Town to the Bridge by Wednesday latest. On Friday a donkey wanders into Torteval. Its … Continue reading

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